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A true calling to security

Animals/Pets

It is not like I am the only one.

It is not like I am a sex offender

I don’t go snatching children from the mull.

It is not like I need the pope’s forgiveness

For he forgives us all…

It is not like I like little boys

Pride goeth before a fall…

It is just that I am guilty of hating hypocrites

Claiming they are responding to a greater call…

Is it a calling… or an opportunity

To turn little boys out

In the name of the almighty?

Well, truly I don’t know,

I am without guilt or sin,

At least that is the story I blow.

PUT YOURSELF IN MY ROCK

Billionaires club

TAKE A MINUTE AND LOOK AT THE CLOCK

IT IS 2AM, PUT YOURSELF IN MY ROCK.

I SIT AND WAIT, WORRY AND THINK

ABOUT THE SLEEPING LIVESTOCK

AND WONDER WHERE MY HUSBAND I$;

WHERE IS THE OTHER HALF OF MY ROCK?

WITH ALL OF THE FINE DINING, NICE WORDS,

PLEASE WILL YOU TAKE STOCK

THAT IT WAS THE LORD AND ALL OF HIS ANGELS

THAT SEALED THE DEAL AND BONDED THAT ROCK.

I KNOW, I AM JUST THE OTHER LESS IMPORTANT SIDE OF YOUR

BOYFRIEND, AS YOU SIP ON THE DOCK

BUT YOUR BOYFRIEND, BECOMES MY HUSBAND

EVERYTIME YOU LOOK AT THAT ROCK.

BEFORE YOU TAKE OFF THE BLINDERS AND WATCH HIM PUT MY

NUMBER ON BLOCK

WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES,

STAND IN MY ROCK

THIS IS A FATHER, A HUSBAND, A SON…

NOT YOUR financial/power POPPYCOCK.

The devil is busy dog.

Even if the allegations are false, doesn’t God himself say… to SHUN the very APPEARANCE of EVIL.  Having girls hanging around you, in your car, in your office, without your wife present, is not necessarily SHUNING the appearance of evil.  But we have your word, YOUR FAITH AND FIDELITY is SOLID AS A ROCK.

NEXT WEEK: JULY 25, 2010 – JULY 31, 2010

Animals/Pets

  1. THE REASON WHY WE BLING.
  2. WHY THE SEARCH FOR BABY GRAHAM…WHO IS BABY GRAHAM?:  WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BELIEVE IN WHEN THERE ARE SO FEW GOOD LEADERS LEFT.
  3. INTRODUCING THE BABY GRAHAM INC. LEADERSHIP 3-RING MODEL.  1.)  WHAM (georgemichael) (ANTI-GAY MESSAGE)  2).  BAM (barrack obama):  ANTI-POLITICAL COMINGLING  3.) THANK YOU BILLY GRAHAM (PRO-STADIUM CROWDS; REACHING THE MASSES LIKE THE POPE). 
  4. THE PROBLEM WITH THE NEW MILLIEUM MEGA CHURCH: 
    1. NO INTIMACY.  COULD DIE DURING SERVICE AND NO ONE OF THE 26,000 PEOPLE WOULD EVEN NOTICE. 
    2. EVENTUALLY THERE WILL BE MORE THAN ATM’S IN THE CHURCH, THERE WILL BE ACTUAL BANK TELLERS OPEN IN BETWEEN PRAYER. 
    3. THEY WILL START SENDING THE SCRIPTURES VIA TEXT ON YOUR CELL PHONE AND BLACKBERRY. 
    4. THE LEADERSHIP WILL BEGIN TO FUSE THE SECULAR IN THE HOLY AND PROFANE AND BEGIN RECORDING SONGS IN THE TEMPLE…SUCH AS:  TAKE UP YOUR BED AND WALK… AND THEN I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK.  FEATURING, KIRK FRANKLIN AND THE P-FUNK ALLSTARS.  OR IT IS BETTER THAT A MAN MARRY THAN BURN; WELL THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE, WE DON’T NEED NO WATER LET THE PASTOR BURN…FEATURING YOLANDA ADAM$ AND ICE CUBE.  OR NOW BEHOLD THE LAMBCHOP FEATURING JOHN P. KEE, SHIRLEY CEASARSALAD AND HEAVY D.
    5. EASIER TO GET THE U.S. PRESIDENT IN YOUR CLASS, THAN YOUR LOCAL MEGA CHURCH PASTOR.  DWINDLING INFLUENCE, MAJOR FAME AND FORTUNE.
    6. CHURCH: IF YOU CANT TAKE THE HEAT, STOP FRYING CHICKEN.
  5. BARACKET OBPAMA:  HOW THE MAFIA INFLUENCES HIS EXCELLENCY.
  6. A FEATURE ON CULTS:  JESUS CHRIST AND THE CHURCH OF LEATHER DAY AINT’S AND JEHOVAH’S WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM$.
  7. FOR THOSE WHO DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY WE STICK LIKE CRAZY GLUE:  WE ARE A broken FAMILY IN JESUS CHRIST.
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